Playing:

1. Each player draws 4 cards
2. The better looking player "serves" by playing any card in the middle and then draws a card
3. It is now the other players turn. The other player must play a card on top of the card in the middle according to these rules:
-Only a pig or fish may be played on top of a sheep
-Only a pig or sheep may be played on top of a ninja
-Only a sheep or ninja may be played on top of a fish
-Only a ninja or fish may be played on top of a pig
4. Current player draws a card
5. Go to step 2
6. For maximum pleasure, play as fast as you can (like a real game of ping pong)
7. Have fun!

Scoring:
1. If a player can not play a card according to the rules the other player earns a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
2. If at any point (even at first draw), a player get 3 cards of the same type, then this player gets a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
3. If both players have 3 of a kind at first draw, both players get a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
4. Play best of 3 or 5 or 7 or any other odd number (2k-1 where k is a positive integer) of times!
5. Having fun is strictly not allowed!