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10/21/08 10:48 pm chippermonky comments(0)

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Ping Pong Pig rules

10/13/08 10:46 am chippermonky comments(0)

Playing:

1. Each player draws 4 cards
2. The better looking player "serves" by playing any card in the middle and then draws a card
3. It is now the other players turn. The other player must play a card on top of the card in the middle according to these rules:
-Only a pig or fish may be played on top of a sheep
-Only a pig or sheep may be played on top of a ninja
-Only a sheep or ninja may be played on top of a fish
-Only a ninja or fish may be played on top of a pig
4. Current player draws a card
5. Go to step 2
6. For maximum pleasure, play as fast as you can (like a real game of ping pong)
7. Have fun!

Scoring:
1. If a player can not play a card according to the rules the other player earns a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
2. If at any point (even at first draw), a player get 3 cards of the same type, then this player gets a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
3. If both players have 3 of a kind at first draw, both players get a point. The serve goes to the player who did not serve last
4. Play best of 3 or 5 or 7 or any other odd number (2k-1 where k is a positive integer) of times!
5. Having fun is strictly not allowed!

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10/09/08 11:16 am chippermonky comments(0)

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[10:41] 496315370: hiii
[10:41] *** Auto-response sent to 496315370: http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/#
[10:59] Guwath: hi
[11:01] 496315370: do you need your emulinkersf updates?
[11:01] Guwath: I don't really give as hit about that server actually.
[11:01] Guwath: I don't even pay for it anymore.
[11:01] Guwath: actually
[11:02] Guwath: it shouldn't even be running right now. They just haven't realized that and have yet to take the server down.
[11:02] 496315370: so, yeah
[11:02] 496315370: the problem is the location
[11:02] Guwath: um
[11:02] Guwath: sure...
[11:03] 496315370: can you share your emulinkersf software?
[11:03] Guwath: no
[11:03] Guwath: it's not mine, nor do I have a copy of it.
[11:03] Guwath: and also, someone had to pay 80 dollars for it
[11:03] 496315370: i know
[11:04] 496315370: but the original emulinker
[11:04] 496315370: is open source
[11:04] Guwath: you want that?
[11:04] Guwath: I don't have that either.
[11:04] Guwath: it's on supraclient.something
[11:04] Guwath: or something like that.
[11:04] 496315370: no
[11:05] 496315370: i need his edited version
[11:05] 496315370: emulinkersf
[11:05] Guwath: lol, then go pay him 80 dollars.
[11:06] 496315370: no
[11:06] Guwath: okay then don't.
[11:06] 496315370: go to god-weapon.com
[11:06] 496315370: -> downloads
[11:06] 496315370: now he wants money
[11:06] 496315370: for supraclient, too
[11:06] Guwath: then pay him lol.
[11:06] 496315370: no
[11:06] 496315370: why?
[11:07] Guwath: So this kid walks into this store
[11:07] Guwath: and says he wants a chocolate bar
[11:07] Guwath: and the clerk is like "that will be 1 dollar"
[11:07] Guwath: and the kid says "no"
[11:07] Guwath: and the clerk says "umm, okay"
[11:07] Guwath: and the kid says "I want a chocolate bar"
[11:07] Guwath: and the clerk stares and him and laughs "well you'll need to pay me 1 dollar"
[11:07] Guwath: and the kid says "no"
[11:07] 496315370: hey
[11:07] Guwath: and then the clerk starts telling the kid about this story of another kid who once walked into a store.
[11:08] 496315370: emulinker is from moosehead
[11:08] 496315370: suprafast edited a free open source software
[11:08] 496315370: do you understand the difference?^^
[11:09] Guwath: whatever it is you want to give me or whatever it is you want to get from me I either don't want it or don't have it.
[11:09] 496315370: okay
[11:09] 496315370: thank you for talking
[11:09] Guwath: my pleasure (srsly)